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Dr. Mellow: [from sofa] I want cookies.

[long pause]

Dr. Mellow: Cookies.

Me: [from adjacent room] Where are all the cookies you bought the other day?

Dr. Mellow: I left them at the beach.

Me: Well, then... [probable eye-roll]

[pause]

Dr. Mellow: Cookies.

Me: OK, fine. I need to get some milk. Would you like to come with me to the store and get some cookies?

Dr. Mellow: No.

[pause]

Dr. Mellow: I want you to get me some cookies.

Me: [definite eye-roll]

[pause]

Me: You're sure you don't want to come with me and pick them out.

Dr. Mellow: Yes.

Me: You trust me to pick out cookies. [begins to wonder if anyone makes coconut-avocado cookies...]

[long pause]

Me: [walks into living room, ready to go]

Dr. Mellow: [hopeful] You're going to get me cookies? You don't have to.

Me: I need to get milk. It would be dumb to not get cookies while I'm at the cookie store.

Dr. Mellow: Yaaaaaaay!

Me: What kind of cookies do you want?

Dr. Mellow: Whatever.

Me: Why don't you just come with me and pick them out yourself? It'll be fun.

Dr. Mellow: I can't.

Me: Why not?

Dr. Mellow: I don't think they'll let me in.

Me: [puzzled] Why not?

Dr. Mellow: [sheepishly, from under blanket] I'm in my underwear.

Me: [looks around, confused] What happened to your pants?!?

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drmellow
Sep. 6th, 2007 01:19 am (UTC)
It's funnier this way, but that's not what I said.

When asked about my pants, I said I was washing them.
yarbiedoll
Sep. 6th, 2007 01:58 am (UTC)
I could have just stopped at, "What happened to your pants?!?"
sidelobe
Sep. 6th, 2007 10:56 am (UTC)
I think you definitely should have stopped there. The possibilities that come to mind are endless.
openheartsoftly
Sep. 6th, 2007 01:21 am (UTC)
I'm having chocolatey, peanut buttery, oatmealy cookies. The guy in my life made them for me.

They're the yummiest!

Hope you find some super great cookies at the store.

Have the best
yesimthegirl
Sep. 6th, 2007 05:37 am (UTC)
You can replace Dr. Mellow with Ronette and the conversation is basically the same. Although Ronette would probably not be under the blanket and would not peer out sheepishly to say "I'm in my underwear". In fact, I believe she would probably shout it out loud in front of the shades wide open front window.
drjekyll
Sep. 6th, 2007 03:50 pm (UTC)
beefhyde would just get the milk and completely ignore my cookie request.
yarbiedoll
Sep. 6th, 2007 07:54 pm (UTC)
In her defense, it was really tempting.
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